If I saw a letting agent on fire and had a bottle of water, I’d put them out, sure, but only after they’d paid £250 to cover any ‘Administration Costs’
January is naff, pass it on. Here’s everything I did, read, watched etc etc if you’re at all arsed.
Yes I know it’s December now but I’ve been busy. (I haven’t, I’m just lazy)
The time I was on local TV for ten minutes and had a breakdown about it because of course I did, it’s me.
“The view that young people are lazy and apathetic is, excuse my language, absolute bollocks. I just won’t have it.”
(But don’t vote Tory)
Give Gwyneth Paltrow approved presents even if your budget is more Poundland than Prada.
Turned Off By Politics? TV Presenter Rick Edwards Wants You to Spoil Your Ballot Paper at the Election.
Fuck spending a million pounds of tax payer’s money to celebrate the Battle of Aignort, whatever that is. Fuck your insult to the 5.4 million single parent households with the bullshit marriage tax break. And fuck your measly penny off a pint.
I’ve had some arguments with my dad in the past but I’ve never hated him enough to buy him a Jeremy Clarkson book as a ‘present’.